gomer

A United States Marine

Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.

by D0c April 9, 2006

gomer

generic word for yokel

That gomer never made it past 2nd grade.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

gimlett

n. a short, very-bearded dwarf capable of unknown abilities in drunkeness and sexual deviance.

1 v. to drink an entire keg alone without succumbing to alcohol-poisoning, or at least slaying a dragon before you do.

2 v. to do a kirk drunk

n. In the times of yore, Gimlett roamed the land freely with a flask in one mit and a six-foot axe in the other.

v1. "Aww! Did he just Gimlett that whole thing?"

v2. "Yeah, and he went in there and Gimletted all of those cheerleaders! Right in the thomas!"

by disturbed goldfish December 1, 2005

tech gogles

he reduced standards in women all men at Michigan Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.

'Dude wtf are you thinking! Take off your tech goggles man!'

by Adrian November 14, 2004

Godleh

Godly as in Godlike. A term used commmonly in the gaming community

Guy1: Dude omfgz look at that Druid
Guy2: Whoa Wtf is his itams! Tehy are Super uber.
Guy1: dude, they are GODLEh.
Guy2: you think if we ste4l his itams tehy will make Uszor Godleh!
Guy1: letz trai

by Jchurch May 6, 2005

gokler

The best principal ever!!!!!!

Person 1: Did the school spend all the school money on useless things??
Person 2: Yes, they're principal must be gokler

by FarahDestroyer6000 November 7, 2021

anal goblet

When you shove a mason jar into your partner's ass, fill it with wine, then drink out of it.

At the party last night my girlfriend let me drink out of her anal goblet.

by StandardOtaku October 30, 2015