Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

brown guff

a term that is used for talking about cum.

ye m8! i brown guffed all ova her!

by EggyStoner March 30, 2005

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 21, 2004

gafflesnatch

verb, to take or "yoink" without permission

I gafflesnatched that chicks panties when she passed out on the coffetable

or

Hey, Gafflesnatch a 5 spot out of the collection tray for me, I'm out of pot.

by SoCalJack August 21, 2006

Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

guff

a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.

Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool

Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face

by AlchAnim September 24, 2014

garff

1. A term used to describe people(s) living in Salt Lake City, UT.
2. To smoke marijuana or be garffed

Emily: "Can you believe Salt Lake City has so many people?"
Violet: "They're a bunch of garff's"

by Femily December 11, 2007