garglefungle

Garglefungle is a name for those creepy and extremely scuffed Garfield plushies.

Garglefungle is love, Garglefungle is life.

by Frendo December 3, 2023

Gargle Job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!

I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.

He gave me the worst GJ last night!

by Squamies December 21, 2024

Gargle job

The female equivalent of a blow job AKA cunnilingus

He gave me the best gargle job last night!!

Can you believe he won't gargle me!? I'm going to dump him.

I'd kill for a GJ right now

by Squamies December 21, 2024

garglear

Garglear is a competitive sport that involves doing jumping jacks while eating lays potato chips. The winner is whoever chokes last. (do not try this!!!)

Garglear athletes must train their throats to be small in order to prevent choking and losing

by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 17, 2026

Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words

“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”

by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025

Gargleon

Gargle on deez nuts

Is that fresh gargleon

by Alabaster_A September 16, 2025

garglerster

A synonym for "faggot"

You're gay!? I won't allow any garglersters in my home!

by theartyfarty December 23, 2025