god 

an un-real "man". the early people of this planet needed a way to order us, realizing that fear can have great control. the came to the points of, if your bad during life, you'll burn for eternity when you die, but if your good during life, you'll live in paradise after death, all that just to have a few men be happier while living this pointless existance, thus i beleive nothing, choose what you may, but he's bull shit, besides. if he were real, there would have been picturs of him made from blood on cave walls other than naked guys chaseing deer with spears, if the first humans didnt know of him, how did some one way later discover him? they didnt, its was a cover for control

Cave men, lived to survive, no god.
Later man, lived to control, by thought of god

god by devin June 20, 2006

God 

1. protagonist in the fictional novel the Bible.
2. adults' tooth fairy
3. imaginary friend black people thank before their family after winning an award
4. apathetic mass murderer

1. Listen to the word of God.
2. My sister got brutally raped and murdered, but don't worry God has a plan.
3. God willed me to score 20 touchdowns.
4. Someone grab some rope, God hates these bitches, jews, negros, homosexuals.

God by The Cold Hard Truth January 19, 2008

God 

The Creator of our universe.
He created everyone, you, me, literally everyone.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent.
He is always there. just shout out His name and he will come and save you.

God loves you remember that.
God doesn't hate you if you are Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, a Terrorist, a Rapist, a Murderer, a Muslim, a Jew, a Pagan.
God loves all of us.

Yes, even Christians sin and yes sometimes there are the ones that get extremists with their beliefs. But in reality, Good Christians that are not hateful and are educated do exist.
Also people say that God is a murderer, there is something called free will. I can go rob someone if i want and God will not stop me. He allowed all of the disasters to happen to open the eyes of people. And yes, death is a part of life, everyone has their time, i might have my time in years or in a couple of minutes.
People call us uneducated saying that the Big Bang started the World but there isn't sufficient proof. Yet for the Bible people say it is not enough proof, it is. Faith brings the answer.

Okay, I know that some people might not believe in him, but insulting him and us won't do much. It's our belief, we choose to live this way.

If you want to accept Jesus as your Savior then please pray this prayer:

Dear Lord,
I admit that I am a sinner. I have done many things that don’t please you. I have lived my life for myself. I am sorry and I repent. I ask you to forgive me. I believe that you died on the cross for me, to save me. You did what I could not do for myself. I come to you now and ask you to take control of my life, I give it to you. Help me to live every day in a way that pleases you. I love you, Lord, and I thank you that I will spend all eternity with you.

Amen

Hopefully, you have accepted Jesus and I will see you in heaven with God by our side :)
This was taken from Christianity.About.Com

God by JesusLovesYouForever!! June 12, 2011

God 

The Christian god, and my Lord...I honestly pity u pplz who r lyk dissin him on this site. If u think God doesn't exist, thatz fine, but think 2 urself...if there was no god, then wouldn't everything be possible? Aftr all, there hasta be sum1 who put the limits on existence.

Why does God not annhial8 evil if he iz so benevolent? Becuz, even tho he iz all powerful, he still acknowledges the balance in his universe. Without evil, there would be no good, and without good there would be no evil. If evil was destroyed completely, all of our actions would be good, therefore making us do the same actions as God. then we'd get arrogant and say we're as good as him, then he'd hafta kill us all...not fun

Oh yes, and GOD H8S NO1, NOT HOMOSEXUALS, BISEXUALS, WITCHES, PAGANS, NEOPAGANS, TERRORISTS, GANGSTAZ OR EVEN OSAMA.

God is the Heavenly Father.

God by da outkast February 21, 2005

God 

Lover of all men and women. Healer of all my wounds. My father. My protector. My reedemer. My savior. My creator. My maker. My messiah. My guide. My comforter. My shelter. My HOSANNA.

Someone who offers eternity for everyone!

For GOD so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son, so that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life. -John 3:16

God by daughter of the most high March 29, 2008

god 

1.AL Gore
2.creator of the worldst biggest fictional book : The bible
3.owner of the biggest raping company in the world the catholic church
4.the devils girlfriend
5.the only sucky character that DC Comics didnt create.

u know who algore is yea some dude that does a lot of shit and no one respects him hes like a god

god by satan himself 666 March 8, 2008

God 

A word used to prove things that humans cannot explain.

The Unvierse, how we came to being.

God by jonathan collins January 23, 2004