Cow Fucker 

Primarily known as Michael Tully on Sirius 28 XM 52 Faction. He can be heard on Faction from 12-3PM Eastern and from 3-7PM on the Jason Ellis Show. Although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of fucking a cow. Jason Ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. His other accomplishments include going to Oxford and having an Asian girlfriend with fake tits.

"Hold on, Tully will know... COW FUCKER!!!" says Jason Ellis.

Cow Fucker by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009

bumper fucker 

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

bumper fucker by boggler December 28, 2005

Fanny Fucker 

A Fanny Fucker is a person who destroys a persons fanny.

"Oh my, Pashley was a crazy Fanny Fucker last night."

Fanny Fucker by Pashleu December 21, 2015

Bastard Whore Fucker

A guy who cheats on his wife or fiancee with a slut.

Dick: Honey, I want to apologize for not remembering our anniversary yesterday, will you forgive me?

Jane: You didn't even come home last night You were probably screwing your secretary you Bastard Whore Fucker! I'm leaving you!

Bastard Whore Fucker by ttboy123 August 29, 2011

My Mother Fucker 

Nickname for "Dad"/"Father", since he is the fucker of our mother.

Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!

Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF

My Mother Fucker by MILF_FUCKER May 30, 2017

Pull that fucker’s plug! 

An increasingly commonplace passionate demand pertaining, of course, to the 45th POTUS.

Sitting in front of the massive screen at the sports bar, fueled by brewskies, the group yelled in unison, “Pull that fucker’s plug!”

Pull that fucker’s plug! by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2020

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009