Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).

Babe I’m cold, can you give me a front blanket!

by TylerwithanA February 20, 2021

front left

Where all the cool people gather in a rave, festival or concert.

If you ever need anything, we’ll be front left.

– Guys, where are you? There’s a lot of people !
– Front left love, like always!

by Lilboot575 December 15, 2022

Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.

Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

by Danfield May 10, 2008

mississippi front butt

A mississippi front butt is the large bulge above a big old broads pubic area but below her fat ass belly.usually found on ez shopper riders in southern states like mississippi.

Man did you she that lady's Mississippi front butt? I cant tell if its a 4th stomach or a second vagina!

by Vito Saucealeado December 8, 2013

russian front

1. The one threat that works against Colonels.
Expecally Klink
2. Fuck That Place

I want this mans name and transfer him to the russian front

by FieldMedic January 11, 2017

The Front, Back, And Inside Out

When you simply have only one clean pair of underwear on Wednesday and laundry is on Saturday. You use the front of the pantaloons, then the back. You procede to fold them inside out and repeat the cycle. Gross.

I’m doing The Front, Back, And Inside Out man!

Oh shi*dawg stay dafuq back u stank like a hog with crabs.

by Jphrank473 April 12, 2018

The front ensemble

Otherwise known as secret bourgeoisie workers, the front ensemble is the most sophisticated part of a high school band. They may seem friendly at first, but I will warn you, they work for the Bourgeoisie. The front ensemble is secretly a bunch of birds playing big xylophones to attract people’s attention, so they can be interested in their cultic doings

Person one: wow! The front ensemble is good at what they do!

Person two: be careful, they work for the bourgeoisie

by Iamdefinitelynotabirdiamhuman September 15, 2019