trouser frogs

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.
Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh
by chick1215 August 03, 2017
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frog-strangler

Term used by people in Florida to describe a strong and nasty thunderstorm.
Hey mike, I can't come over right now, I got a frog-strangler going on outside and it has the road in front of my house closed.
by Dennys Menus September 27, 2009
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MLG Frog

MLG Frog. A rainbow thing that hurts your goddamn eyes.

don't belive the fuck out of me?

Just look at the GIF:
The MLG Frog was so irritating it made my eyes bleed
by 🍔 Burger King September 14, 2017
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crazy frog

Jamster ringtone that is making billions for some geeky little nerd in a recording studio and causing many members of the human race to rip their own ears off in a vain attempt to make the irritation cease. After - in a sudden act of stupidity - you decide to buy it, you will have paid a total of around £40,000 trillion pounds instead of the promised £2.50. Absolutely no point whatsoever.
'This is the 14,521st text message from Jamster mobile, and will cost you £10,000 sterling. If you liked the ringtone, why not buy the remixed verson, the remix of the remix version, the wallpaper, the screensaver, the animated screen saver, the game, the official T-shirt...' Er... No thanks.
by Snack88 May 17, 2005
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frog king

Slang for the phrase fucking. Seen in Least I Could Do comics.
Employee- I'm afraid we don't carry any frog king merchandise.

Rayne- Yeah, so that's going to come back and bite me in the ass.

-Leasticoulddo.com
by CPV April 28, 2006
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frog titties

titties that are flat, far apart, and that have lost the war with gravity.

deflated or saggy titties.
dude 1: yo, come look at these titties...why are they laying so flat???

dude 2: eww dude, she got frog titties!!!
by I_JEDI February 21, 2011
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kissing frogs

1. a term used for a girl who has a tendency and a track record for not only dating a lot of guy, but dating a lot of sucky ones... you know what i'm talking about!
jen: i just broke up with brad

missy: well you should stop kissing frogs trying to find yourself a prince.. you'll jsut end up with warts
by k_u August 15, 2008
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