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Retro Fridge 

Any refrigerator built during the mid 20th century. These nifty fridges are easy to identify, as they are usually covered in a lot of chrome, badges and will likely have rounded edges. Kelvinator, Philco, Smeg were some of the more well-known fridge manufacturers of the era.

Retro refrigerators are highly sought after by those who have an eye for neat stuff. Basically if you're into art, then you'll like retro fridges. These fridges are relics from a bygone time when women wore stockings and suspender belts, cars were awesome and rockn'roll was the big thing.

Sadly, thanks to the usual groups of lunatics, retro fridges are slowly becoming extinct. Crusty environmentalists always slander these great old appliances, calling them "inefficient". Apparently, some people care more about "energy efficiency" than aesthetics or history.

A modern fridge lasts about six-ten years, tops.
Retro fridges do not break down, they have been going good for 50+ years and will never be beat.
My old Kelvinator fridge is in great condition, it was built in 1957 and still functions fine today. You just have to defrost the excess ice from the upper icebox compartment every month or so...

Go screw yourselves you green-thumbed environmentalists, you'll never take away my gas-guzzling classic car or my electricity-burning Retro Fridge!!
Retro Fridge by sahboh11 December 1, 2011
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lettuce in the fridge 

i cant afford that, o wait, i forgot that i got lettuce in the fridge!

Samsung Smart Fridge

A fridge that Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP character) mistook for his mother after Philza Minecraft told him that a photo on the fridge was his mother. It’s a joke about how Philza married a smart fridge and became the father of Wilbur.
Did Philza Minecraft marry a Samsung Smart Fridge?
Samsung Smart Fridge by bored_ December 16, 2021

fridge raider 

fat version of tomb raider who raids the fridge instead of tombs, caves and shit
last night fridge raider found precious treasures in the back of the fridge
fridge raider by leberwurst December 4, 2010

Fridge Magnet 

Someone who attracts fat people
Annomanous person: jeeee you can rlly reel in the whales

prefer not to be named for obvious reason: well they dont call me the fridge magnet for nothing (sighs)
Fridge Magnet by gary-geach April 30, 2010

robot fridge

The fridge of the future.
You're supposed to serve humanity!
robot fridge by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Drop the fridge 

To move faster, quicker, get going, go forward at faster rate if speed.
"Billy" was in a race and wasn't running as fast as he could, his mommy encouraged him to do his best and yelled "drop the fridge Billy". If he were carrying a fridge while running he wouldn't be moving that fast, if he were to "drop the fridge" he would then be moving much faster.
Drop the fridge by Albert Clifford December 13, 2009