The state of mind a male is forced into, when ALL sexual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. :(
woman: 'oh yeah baby... uh, give it to me!'
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*
by dontjudgeyouknowitstrue November 2, 2009
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Katie is super hungover, and frantically deleting shit on her laptop... Apparently she was shit-faced booking again last night.
by zigler March 17, 2010
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Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....
by iTS ME? May 16, 2010
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This is term is mostly used by people who don't drink alcohol. It's their equivalent of getting sh*t faced.
This is term is mostly used by people who don't drink alcohol. It's their equivalent of getting sh*t faced.
Customer: "Hey I would like to get a strawberry cheesecake milkshake, a banana pudding milkshake, and a peanut butter milkshake."
Cashier: "Are you asking for those separately or mixed together?"
Customer: "Separately"
Cashier: "Oh, I see, you going to bring some for your friends?"
Customer: "Nah, I'm about to get cookout faced after drinking these."
Cashier: "Are you asking for those separately or mixed together?"
Customer: "Separately"
Cashier: "Oh, I see, you going to bring some for your friends?"
Customer: "Nah, I'm about to get cookout faced after drinking these."
by Welcomematt June 17, 2013
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"Dude, did you see, Batman, return of the Thing?"
"Nah, but I heard about that Shit-Faced-Faggot character, apparently he's a gay queer fuck that enjoys shit being taken on his face??"
"Exacta!"
"Nah, but I heard about that Shit-Faced-Faggot character, apparently he's a gay queer fuck that enjoys shit being taken on his face??"
"Exacta!"
by Word Seeker of LOVE October 13, 2013
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What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015
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