Senior Sword Fight

The process when two seniors swordfight with their penis

Look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom

by Mc trippin January 10, 2017

the foo fighters

they fight foo

Person 1: "the foo's about to overrun us!"
Person 2: "No they're not, here come the Foo Fighters!"

by Doeth February 23, 2020

Portuguese Knife fight

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.

“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”

by Britishbeans October 30, 2020

Figetsexual

A disgusting person attracted to figets thinking that they are a part of the lgbtq+ community.

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021

Fight Club Syndrome

When after watching the movie fight club, you begin to question whether your best friend is a real person, or an alter ego your mind has sub-conscientiously created.

Joe: (walks in) hey man, wanna play some Madden?
Dan: (points gun at himself)
Joe: Uh.. Dan.. why are you holding a gun to your head?
Dan: Not my head Joe, OUR head.
Joe: Uh-oh, Fight club syndrome.

by Shane2012 February 6, 2010

them's fightin' words

An old-time expression interjected after one is on the receiving end of a harsh criticism. A fight will usually occur as a result.

Northerner: You're a dumbass from the south, and so is your slave beating mother.
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

Dick Figures

A flash cartoon on YouTube created by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller. The distributor is Mondo Media, the creator of Happy Tree Friends. The series is about two stick figures named Red and Blue.

Did you see the new Dick Figures episode? It was hilarious!

by LizzieBabes419 April 4, 2011