IC ABACUS FC

The best football team in London, fo shizzles

IC ABACUS FC rocks my boat

by A.Lee March 5, 2008

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Liverpool FC

The worst of the big four in the English Premier League (Arsenal, Manchester United, Everton, and Liverpool). They, and everton, have the worst success in the EPL in its history. What they have one is the Champions League tournament. However, their only wins are not from legitimate skill. They thrive on penalty kick goals and horrendous officiating to drive them to championships. As a current event, they have recently defeated arsenal due to a PK. Pathetic.....

Person 1: Hey did you see Liverpool FC win the UCL last year?

Person 2: Yeah, they had three PKs in the championship and only won 3-2. They're so lucky.

by Arsenal Fan April 11, 2008

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Chelsea Fc

They are a club who attracts more Asian tourists than fans and the fans that they have a fat old blokes who only passed 3 GCSES. The like to believe that their club if the best in the world but they are very deluded. All other London clubs are superior to Chelsea

Oi look it’s one of the, Chelsea lot

Stop acting as if u support Chelsea Fc, we don’t accept raciest anymore

by Housewaterstone September 5, 2019

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Derby County FC

Derby county are a shite football club. When they do well, empty seats are present. The name itself was odd as Derby is a small town in Nottingham. Unfortunately, it seems that they’re cursed, it is recommended that you stay away and remember that forest are mightier than them

Oh god, it’s Derby County FC! We always beat them they’re so shit

by Handydandyhankypanky October 7, 2018

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Rangers FC

Rangers fc is a Scottish football team that are zombies no they do not have 55 league titles as the were refounded in 2012 after getting liquified and dying so no rangers fc haven’t got 55 as it has not been 55 years since 55

Rangers fc are zombies

by Undergroundvr March 21, 2022

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