IC ABACUS FC 

The best football team in London, fo shizzles

IC ABACUS FC rocks my boat

IC ABACUS FC by A.Lee March 5, 2008

Liverpool FC 

The worst of the big four in the English Premier League (Arsenal, Manchester United, Everton, and Liverpool). They, and everton, have the worst success in the EPL in its history. What they have one is the Champions League tournament. However, their only wins are not from legitimate skill. They thrive on penalty kick goals and horrendous officiating to drive them to championships. As a current event, they have recently defeated arsenal due to a PK. Pathetic.....

Person 1: Hey did you see Liverpool FC win the UCL last year?

Person 2: Yeah, they had three PKs in the championship and only won 3-2. They're so lucky.

Liverpool FC by Arsenal Fan April 11, 2008

Chelsea Fc

They are a club who attracts more Asian tourists than fans and the fans that they have a fat old blokes who only passed 3 GCSES. The like to believe that their club if the best in the world but they are very deluded. All other London clubs are superior to Chelsea

Oi look it’s one of the, Chelsea lot

Stop acting as if u support Chelsea Fc, we don’t accept raciest anymore

Chelsea Fc by Housewaterstone September 5, 2019

Derby County FC

Derby county are a shite football club. When they do well, empty seats are present. The name itself was odd as Derby is a small town in Nottingham. Unfortunately, it seems that they’re cursed, it is recommended that you stay away and remember that forest are mightier than them

Oh god, it’s Derby County FC! We always beat them they’re so shit

Derby County FC by Handydandyhankypanky October 7, 2018

Rangers FC 

Rangers fc is a Scottish football team that are zombies no they do not have 55 league titles as the were refounded in 2012 after getting liquified and dying so no rangers fc haven’t got 55 as it has not been 55 years since 55

Rangers fc are zombies

Rangers FC by Undergroundvr March 21, 2022

Celtic fc 

The best football team in Scotland

With an amazing atmosphere

Ah did you hear how RFC lost against Aberdeen today? Aye a did but if it was Celtic fc they would of won

Celtic fc by Sainsbury's youngboy December 5, 2020

Liverpool FC 

It’s a team full of wankers. 5 time mate, mo salah n all that. Probably Scandinavian or Norwegian.

Person: wanna go play football

Liverpool FC fan: 5 TIMES MATE SALAH LAAAAA

Liverpool FC by AlpahMale March 1, 2019