Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017

explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!

OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!

by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016

controlled explosion

When you cum in your pants & forget to clean.

Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.

by LilYachtyBoat January 7, 2018

uwu explosion

when you're just goin through one of em moments when you in dem feels and it jus gets so real #uwuexplosion

after hearing a really deep song, scott had an uwu explosion

by kim namjane September 10, 2018

Shameful Explosion

Jerking off and nutting while your sibling or friend is in the bed next to you

The other night I couldn't help myself even tho my aunt was sleeping in the bottom bunk. When I finished, it was just such a shameful explosion

by Toeesss December 5, 2017

explosive sock

the act of when someone has a tube sock at a party and takes a wet shit in it and then puts an m80 in the sock lights it and throws it and runs like hell

hey i gave that party down the road the explosive sock

by mr georgy the handgun September 27, 2023

explosive pineapple

boom.

mmmmmmm yum explosive pineapple-- BOOOMMM!

by Infrared1011 May 30, 2021