Eben

Someone with a tiny penis

"His penis is so small, whe should start calling him Eben, lol"

by RedDongDingo October 18, 2019

ebenezered (screwed)

short term of Ebenezer screwed
which is derived from the character Ebenezer scrooge from the book and film A Christmas Carol.

your ebenezered, that guy whants to kick your ass.
im ebenezered screwed i got work tomorow and im pissed out of my head.

by mad1 April 16, 2005

Eben

1. chinese for abnormally retarded

by ryan August 21, 2003

Eugene

A sex bomb and usually have the good looks. He is very good in bed and have a satisfying penis and a very good boyfriend. Take cares of you and is very sweet. A very loyal boyfriend and a trustable friend .

Awww ! I wish i could date Eugene .

by pity joker September 6, 2017

Eugene

A socially awkward young man, usually between the ages of 12 and 18.
He is known as the punching bag of the class and is basically invisible to girls.
Eugenes are also easily recognizable for wearing a tucked in and buttoned up shirt, may be wearing a trench coat on top and a Fedora.

Is extremely addicted to porn and games, his K/D ratio hovers around .3

Guy 1: Yo, what is this guy doing?
Guy 2: When Eugene reaches into his bag, you know it's time to run!

*Eugene opens fire*

by uMorgoth January 29, 2017

eugene white

a powerful crip leader in the south bronx area

This man will fuck your shit up if you bleed red.

by anon January 16, 2005

Eugened

Getting extremely intoxicated and partying all the way up to 7 in the morning only to wake up with your face painted wearing a shirt and a tie.

Oh man, I got eugened again last night!

by ANINAHM December 18, 2010