-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”
-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”
erection dyslexia
-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”
erection dyslexia
by mckat May 3, 2018

by Playa Wizard May 7, 2018

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

by Ozzy2006 October 10, 2016

A slide projector produces an erect image by reflecting the image on a mirror. At close distances, the image is more distinct because the image loses resolution as distance increases (the distance between two points of an image increases).
by NickyMikey August 2, 2017

I can't think of anything, I just thought of the word "erect-angle" in the car and wanted to put it here.
by that one kid with a Beanie. January 28, 2021

A lady who gets aroused by younger men in An outdoor setting her nipples will become firm and this is known as an erect Estelle
Person 1-the sun is shining out today I’m so warm person 2- yeah it’s so warm outside I’m gonna have an erect Estelle
by Allison 123 February 11, 2021
