smile empty soul

One of the best bands ever who make great music and know what they are talking about

They are the best band ever

by Rachel August 24, 2003

empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

by basilbrush October 19, 2008

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome.

by katykinz. December 17, 2008

Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

living the dream at the empo

The ability to stay for days on end at the virginia tech math emporium.

Damn, mike is living the dream at the empo.

by miked06 December 20, 2008

Empotional

Somewhere between emotional pain and physical pain. Discovered when making an IM typo.

I'm going to put you in empotional pain.

"Hulk smash!!"

by Mudd D. Waterz April 20, 2009