Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.

Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".

by xbgt351 October 17, 2012

doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much

by RomanticRubberfistSociety June 4, 2016

Doing a Leicester

Making an impossible sporting dream possible.

"It's called: 'Doing a Leicester'," he explained. "And I'm crossing my fingers to 'do a Leicester' at the Olympics."

by PakaluPapito May 21, 2016

Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

Doing a JJ

When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.

Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ

by Strategy King November 9, 2017

Doing 4 miles

Term used to describe someone who is pretty high

"Damn, that dude thinks he's a frickin' llama, bro"
"I know man, he must be doing 4 miles"

by Smoop-inator July 9, 2020

doinb

Popular Chinese League of Legends player known for his expert mid lane macro as well as being a part of FPX

Jeff: Did you hear that doinb once coded scripts for L9 himself?
John: Yeah it was pretty crazy, he's so good that they make scripts after him

by ACTIVE: Jax enters Evasion, a January 27, 2021