dickterier

when your dick hair all the way up to the head

look at my dickterier bitch!

by tiny mangina November 22, 2011

Dicktidy

The total of dickness someone posesses over a period of time.

"My english professor in his infinite dicktidy assigned a 5 page paper due the next day"

by G-dog with help from McLovin September 13, 2011

Dickter Scale

The amount of force exerted from you dick while having sexual intercourse.

Dude I rocked her last night! It was a 8.7 on the Dickter Scale!

by Archerdog March 17, 2012

dicketed

When you get a ticket and the officer is a dick.

When you didn't deserve a ticket but the officer was a dick and gave it to you anyway. An officer makes up a reason to ticket you.

Man I didn't deserve that ticket, I was dicketed.

I barely ran that stop sign, I so got dicketed.

by thelesbiantigress January 2, 2013

Dickter Scale

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.

Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.

by RTD2 September 4, 2013

dicked

Adjective: Two syllables, pronounced dick-ed (like wicked). To act in a away that is not only wicked (mean/evil), but also like an a$$hole.

Pat asked me to work all night to fix his screw up. How dicked is that?

by Merry Mippie May 19, 2014

dickpede

when a bunch of guys are going to the same place at the same time.

nobody wanted this party to be a sausage fest but now with this dickpede on its way it will be... lets leave

by michel habib habob October 24, 2015