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Dickmatized

When a woman, (usually later in life and/or after having more sexual experiences/partners), finally enjoys herself sexually and becomes obsessed/emotionally entangled with the specific man she enjoyed herself with the most, unable to separate the physical from emotional. Generally only affects pick-me's, and actually creates more severe pick-me behavior.

When women's sexual freedom is stigmatized, men are able to dickmatize them.

Thanks patriarchy!
"Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He dickmatized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs"

-Wood by Taylor Swift
by thurstie_with_a_k November 9, 2025
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crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.
by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016
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Twisting Dicknato

A motion in which you grasp a mans genitalia and twist with both hands. Kind of like you are twisting salt out of a salt grinder.
While her and her husband were arguing she got angry and gave him the good old Twisting Dicknato!

During a wrestling match someone in the audience screamed “twist his dick!! Give him a Twisting Dicknato!”
by Britt Nicole 98 October 25, 2019
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Self Dickeat

When you ask someone to look up something for the sole intent of making yourself look good.
"Need a report on what happened at the Rally on November 11th 2019."

-He knows exactly what he's doing, self dickeat
by UncleWho November 11, 2022
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Cod Dickeating Syndrome

Somebody who supports the gaming franchise Call of Duty no matter what. Can also go by "CDS" or "CDES"
"Jesus, Jerry must have a bad case of Cod Dickeating Syndrome to be supporting Black Ops 7"
by BillNyetheAngryGuy January 18, 2026
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Fall of the Dicktator

The act of making someone horny, then naming various terrible political figures to prolong completion.
We were getting close so I played some Fall of the Dicktator and whispered “Margaret Thatcher, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin ” in his ear and we went for 5 minutes longer than normal!
by Phire December 4, 2024
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