mountain dew

A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.

Horny girl: Do u have a condom?

Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.

by srb23 December 29, 2006

Mt. Dew

the state of or being GOD.

Hey, let's go worship Mt. Dew. Yes, Mt. Dew loves us as no other.

by Zombi December 29, 2003

dick dew

Refers to pre-cum occasionally excreted from the male penis to be used as lubrication during intercourse.

Hey Bill... what the fuck is that on your hand... oh my god, it's Dick Dew!

by EternitySpent August 29, 2007

mountain dew

A carbonated beverage made by PepsiCo. Highly caffeinated for a soda (55mg per 12oz compared to 80-135mg per 8oz of brewed coffee). Advertised as an "extreme" drink in commercials, with people participating in extreme sports, often grabbing a can with one hand while upside down in mid-air performing an extreme stunt, and chugging it all. Mountain Dew claims a large variety of flavors, in order of creation:
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red (Cherry)
Mountain Dew Livewire (Orangish)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black (Grape)
Mountain Dew Baja Blast (Tropical Lime)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2 (Sour Grape)
PepsiCo also creates diet flavors of Mountain Dew drinks. Also, there are two drinks marketed as energy drinks:
Mountain Dew AMP
Mountain Dew MDX
AMP is bottled in the classic energy drink style, a slendar aluminum can, while MDX is bottled in a smaller, more unique style of platic bottling. An enjoyment of all Mountain Dew flavors is that each flavor holds the taste and kick of regular Mountain Dew, along with its separate flavor, with the exception of Pitch Black and Pitch Black 2, which arguably don't hold the taste of regular Dew.

"Yo, bro, stop here. We need to pick up some Mountain Dew."
"Yo, for real, thats extreme."

by jparkdzg August 30, 2008

Mounting Dew

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

honey dew delight

If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!

I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!

"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"

by Steve Sutton and Jared Rossman April 5, 2006

Mountain Dew

Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.

Revenuers are on their way, best hide the Mountain Dew.

by dewd November 17, 2005