Mountain Dew

1) A beverage from PepsiCo that is high in caffeine and extremely good.

2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.

3) Any redneck's favorite drink

4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.

5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car

6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus

7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself

8) A form of liquid meth to gamers

9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS

1) Jimmy went to the store to buy some Mountain Dew so he could serve his party guests with something

2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"

3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"

4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.

5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew

6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.

7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"

8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange

9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"

by bmb0909 November 6, 2015

DietDr.RootCoke-A-Dew

It is the soft drink containing Diet(w/e), Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Coke, and Mountain Dew.

Go up to a soda selection and just get everything there is, or go order a DietDr.RootCoke-A-Dew.

by Lime_Fanel October 17, 2008

honey dew

dank, weed, grass, bush, hemp, doobie, cannabis, drugs, blow, spliff, thc, marajuana, mary jane, you know that old stuff you roll up on 420

typically used in school for secrecy

Mattie-so i was eating this honey dew right, and i start hallucinating! that shit was laced with pcp!

by bob digi April 28, 2007

Mountain Dew

(n) The sweat that is produced in the valley between women's breasts during any physical exertion.

Lady: "That love making was quite the workout! I worked up some serious mountain dew!"

Man: "I know. I am a God!!!"

by valetvalet May 8, 2014

dew jack

Jack Daniel's and Mountaindew

I just drink a dew jack son and got fucked up

by dew jack August 3, 2009

Window Dew

Mountain Dew that has been sitting outside of a window in the winter, and has received the perfect chilling.

A: Do you have any Dew?

B: Window Dew or Fridge Dew?

A: Definitely Window Dew.

by Cheparino September 21, 2004

Dew and Brew

When one enjoys a beer with the coming of the morning dew; either to cap off an epic night or start a particularly wonderful day.

Finals week is over. I need to get some rest and start my adult life off right, with a dew and brew tomorrow morning before the graduation ceremony.

Dew and Brew: the perfect parenthesis to 24 hours you will never remember.

by Papa Golf May 21, 2011