deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Deez Nuts

Something annoying as f kids say when trying to be funny when their not.

Timmy: "DEEZ NUTS!"
Sophie: "Please, SHUT THE HELL UP."

by hellothere11 August 22, 2022

Deez Nuts

They are Deez Nuts

Person 1 : Have you played Sea of thieves before?
Person 2 : No what is that
Person 1: See if Deez Nuts fit in yo mouth
Person 2: FUCK YOU

by Deez or Doze August 24, 2022

Deez Nuts

You probably got a deez nuts joke but didn’t know what it means, but here’s the true definition: It doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation therefore has 0 effect on life unless you’re an over thinker

“Hey I got diagnosed with Deez” “Deez? What’s that?” “DEEZ NUTS”

by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022

Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022

deez nuts

somthing

its like some thing that people get mad at

do you like pudding

yeah i like pudding

pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

by naw is best April 25, 2022

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a joke made about someone's testis. It has many variations and can be said in many ways, however the best effect is created when paired with words ending with letter "D".

Do you know SawCon. SawCon deez nuts!

by Mjan October 31, 2022