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travis decker

i had sex with this guy last night but he was no travis decker.
by whorebagslutcunt January 10, 2009
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Super Upper Decker Deluxe

The act of taking a Shit on the top cover of the tank of the toilet
Nick: Yo man i just took a Shit on Deans Toilet

RoseMarry: Yo you just Super Upper Decker Deluxe His Ass
by Dusty Dean July 28, 2010
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coke-dicked

putting cocaine on your dick and then fucking someone.
What you're telling me you've been in a loving relationship for three years and you've never been coke-dicked?
by spanishbend April 3, 2009
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Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Dryer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.
"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."
by Lori Kissling April 18, 2005
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Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017
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Double Decker Blumpkin

the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.
Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.
by Lambeaux + Jerry March 27, 2009
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Dicked Down

Dicked down: To have sex with a guy, To get some dick, To get laid, To shag baby!
by PondPrincess1 November 13, 2016
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