dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

by Darious Guile October 22, 2009

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

dead cells

Dead Cells is a Rougelike-Metroidvania video game developed and published by Motion-Twin in which you explore procedurally generated areas and gather random loot from RNG, Or Random Number Generator and defeat bosses for runes, granting permanent abilities, enabling access to areas previously unreachable, and after death, restarting in a newly procedurally generated set of areas and doing it all over again

Guy 1: Dude, i heard you like rougelike-metroidvania games?
Guy 2: Yeah, know any good ones?
Guy 1: You should check out Dead Cells, it rocks!

by The_Poison_Gamer January 6, 2020

DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

by nyaperks November 25, 2020

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

dead inside

This is probably what every Walmart cashier is.

"I bought a scotch tape, a firearm, and a postcard 'Happy birthday' at Walmart 5 mins ago Lol"
"And what's the cashier's reaction?"
"He's dead inside..."

by yaBJ April 22, 2020

Dead Starfish

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.

Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"

by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009