dingleshard

A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.

Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.

by cjezioro September 15, 2010

dangleforking

a. the act of laxing, or playing lacrosse.

a. "yo broski lets go dangleforking later on"
b. "hand me ma danglefork bro, lets lax."

by garglenaut September 11, 2011

Danglefiend

A man who dangles his penis in front of a woman in lieu of foreplay, romance or wooing hoping to entice her to have sex with him.

"I wanted my boyfriend to romance me a little, but instead he decided to be a danglefiend."

by superdave December 13, 2014

Dangler

A guy's nut sack.

He was so old, his dangler hit the water every time he sat on the toilet.

by bmilk123 January 23, 2015

dangle dongle

A long shlong (for all the 4 yr olds out there, that means penis)

I can’t wait to succ kyle’s dangle dongle

by Savagedoge69 November 20, 2017

dingleschmitzen

A really bad cUSsY word

You dingleschmitzen

by Gaby baby November 13, 2019

Dangler

One of those fleshy hemorrhoids that dangle from your anus

A great way to get rid of a dangler is to rub preparation ointment on it

by Unorthodoxy May 1, 2021