DAFLABAMF

Down as fuck like a bad-ass motherfucker.

Me: Yo James, wanna go drink some Jack Daniels?

James: Aw hell yeah. I'm DAFLABAMF.

by lolwutokaythen November 4, 2011

Dafail

Used like fail. Gives emphasis or shows surprise, replaces lol.

- I fucked my friends' sister.
- Dafail!

by zantas November 10, 2012

Daffalissispukis

Daffalissispukis is a spell that you must perform on all newly formed KKK members. They must kill three black people with a hampster. It must be done otherwise you will be shunned from the Amish community.

Daffalissispukis: lactoseintolerent pickle juice is for baby mice in heat. pick up a jew and babtize it then u will go to hell.

by FoxyGrandma69HopOnehooker November 3, 2012

daft ragi

A person who's intellect isn't of the higher calibre, dim

Stefan Gerrard Piskadlo is a daft ragi

by Stefan Gerrard Piskadlo December 7, 2012

Daft Punk

A person who is simply irritating and tries to be dominating.

A: You know that gal, she's just fucking crazy.
B: Nah, she's a damned daft punk.

by RJB33 December 29, 2014

Daftmorrow

A title for the day after tomorrow.

Guy 1: We're going bowling dude.
Guy 2: when?
Guy 1: Daftmorrow dude, get ready.

by obsessiveInsomniac June 13, 2016

Daft

Silly, crazy

Bronwyn;"Whos the prime minister"
Millard;" Winston Churchill have you gone daft"

by OliveAmbroholos November 13, 2016