Directioner 1:Omigosh,one direction is da best!
Directioner 2:Yea,screw all the stuff like the Beatles,Queen and Ac/Dc
Hardcore music critic:Come on,that stuff sounds like a cat giving birth.
Directioner 2:Yea,screw all the stuff like the Beatles,Queen and Ac/Dc
Hardcore music critic:Come on,that stuff sounds like a cat giving birth.
by SmileyHatesNoobs March 17, 2016
Get the One Direction mug.One Direction (1D) is a group of "men" that have questionable sexual orientation. The fanbase of 1D consists of rabid females that males question their intelligence. The infection called "One Direction Infection" is as of now incurable, but any person who has it should be promptly put into solitary confinement until signs of a normal human-being to be regained. 1D, like 5 Seconds of Summer, sells over priced merchandise to the little school girls that "love" them.
Guy: "One Direction! More like One More Goddamn Boyband Fag Group!"
Girl: "I'll beat the living shit out of you for saying those words!"
Guy: "You can't be cured you little cunt!"
Girl: "I'll beat the living shit out of you for saying those words!"
Guy: "You can't be cured you little cunt!"
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Another mind-numbing over-hyped, under-talented pop group made up of complete nobodies who won't have a career in five years time and won't even be remembered two years after that.
Typically listened to by pre-pubescent children and young teenagers who have no taste in music and will eat up what ever rubbish is served to them. Typical music listened to is the likes of JLS, The Wanted and other god-awful mainstream nonsense.
Typically listened to by pre-pubescent children and young teenagers who have no taste in music and will eat up what ever rubbish is served to them. Typical music listened to is the likes of JLS, The Wanted and other god-awful mainstream nonsense.
One Direction fan: OMG!!! Have you heard of one direction?! They are like soooo kewelsiez!! I <3 Them!!!
Metal Head 1: One Direction? Yeah, STRAIGHT INTO THE BARGAIN BIN!!!! LOLZ!!! NEXT!!!! \m/
Metal Head 2: Erm, have YOU heard of DECENT MUSIC??? Jesus, what a load of utter shite!!!
Metal Head 1: One Direction? Yeah, STRAIGHT INTO THE BARGAIN BIN!!!! LOLZ!!! NEXT!!!! \m/
Metal Head 2: Erm, have YOU heard of DECENT MUSIC??? Jesus, what a load of utter shite!!!
by The Way It Is October 17, 2012
Get the One Direction mug.A state-supported university in the United States whose name includes a compass direction, e.g. "North state name State University." Many directional universities started out as teachers' colleges, broadening their educational missions in the 1950's or 1960's. In most instances a directional university has easier admissions standards than its state's flagship university ("The University of state name") and serves a greater proportion of commuter/part-time/older students.
California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.
California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.
by Peter December 8, 2006
Get the Directional university mug.First off, let me say this doen't apply to all fans of One Direction. People shouldn't be judged because there was no way they could have possibly known about 1D. The Directionators are those young, bratty, newbie fans.You know which ones are them. It just pisses us, Directioners, off because these brats make 1D's image awful to other people. Example:
Friend: "You like 1D? Isn't that for like immature, bratty, little girls?
We still want D to suceeed because we love them, we're not being possesive, we just don't like to see all our dedication go to waste. I mean. I don't want my 9 year old sister wanting to go to a 1D concert with me.(If I ever did go.) I mean, really? I just think they're too good, to go to waste like that.
How To Spot A Directionator:
-They always think of themselves of Directioners.
-They have only been fans since WMYB was released & became popular.
-They think WMYB was 1D's first song.
-They spell the guys name's wrong and such.Simple mistakes as a newbie. (i.e. Henry likes girls who eat carrots. Zain has a pigeon named Stevin.)
-I agree, they think they're better than the original fans of 1D, the ones who have been fans since the beginning on the X Factor.
-They hate on the boy's current girlfriends.
-Usually around the ages of 7 to 14
Friend: "You like 1D? Isn't that for like immature, bratty, little girls?
We still want D to suceeed because we love them, we're not being possesive, we just don't like to see all our dedication go to waste. I mean. I don't want my 9 year old sister wanting to go to a 1D concert with me.(If I ever did go.) I mean, really? I just think they're too good, to go to waste like that.
How To Spot A Directionator:
-They always think of themselves of Directioners.
-They have only been fans since WMYB was released & became popular.
-They think WMYB was 1D's first song.
-They spell the guys name's wrong and such.Simple mistakes as a newbie. (i.e. Henry likes girls who eat carrots. Zain has a pigeon named Stevin.)
-I agree, they think they're better than the original fans of 1D, the ones who have been fans since the beginning on the X Factor.
-They hate on the boy's current girlfriends.
-Usually around the ages of 7 to 14
*Some of their comments*
The "Prisses"-Ohh Em Gee! You Knoww That New Band One Direction?Yah I Discoverd Them Backk In 2011. Did You See How Cutee Zainn looks in that neww WMYB video? I Heard That He's Afraidd Of Spoons.
The "Carrots For Brains"-I like Lewie. Whose that blonde kid in all the videos? With the ugly teeth?
The "Unable to Accept The Fact My GirlFriend Left Me For 1D"- They're gay.
These Directionators need to either be preached 1D or b-slapped. I suggest the latter.
The "Prisses"-Ohh Em Gee! You Knoww That New Band One Direction?Yah I Discoverd Them Backk In 2011. Did You See How Cutee Zainn looks in that neww WMYB video? I Heard That He's Afraidd Of Spoons.
The "Carrots For Brains"-I like Lewie. Whose that blonde kid in all the videos? With the ugly teeth?
The "Unable to Accept The Fact My GirlFriend Left Me For 1D"- They're gay.
These Directionators need to either be preached 1D or b-slapped. I suggest the latter.
by Nialler's Neverending Stomach August 9, 2012
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You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally shit that will get you out of work/college.
You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally shit that will get you out of work/college.
*weak feeble voice* Sorry Boss, I won't be in today I have Gastroenteritis. It's like food poisoning but it's a bug, I'll be off a couple of days. I spoke to NHS Direct and they recommended complete bedrest Sorry. You heard I was in L2 last night, yeh I went out for one quick one but I felt so rough I went home early. Yeh I know it sucks, see you in 4 days time.
by Ro-ro December 11, 2008
Get the nhs direct mug.I think a direct conversation where peoples speak face to face or directly or straight conversation clears up alot of misunderstandings and confusion.
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