cryptacunaconalite

best damn fucking weed you will ever smoke in your whole entire life and make your dick and balls hurting for a week

Bill: hey chris have you smoke that cryptacunaconalite yet?

Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!

by Nate Hicks February 18, 2009

cryptodeath

Related to overdose of Vitamin C. See Megascorbic Acid Therapy.

Though the details are unclear, Eddie may have suffered cryptodeath.

by Whissstle March 12, 2010

Cryptic Stench

Very smelly and very dank bud of any kind. Not to be used as an adjective as in "this weed is cryptic stench"

Not to be used as an adjective as in "this weed is cryptic stench" But its propper use would be "Hey dude, do you got any cryptic stench?" or "Hey i just got some crptic stench"

by sourman420 September 15, 2010

tales from the crypt

(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.

girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt

by aaron schirmer August 28, 2007

Crypt Walkin

Wen u walk while u hold a crypt sign.

I'm crypt walkin in a mafia area! Im such a good rappa! Imma rap sum mo sumtime!

by FlippinSweeeeet December 24, 2005

cryptitis

medical condition in which the anus and the area around it become swollen and painful.

"stop acting so uptight..."

"I can't, it's my cryptitis"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 15, 2005

Cryptographic nonce

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.

A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.

by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016