Crumpets

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?

by Captn Luke December 9, 2008

Crumpet

A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.

Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

crumpet hunter

Someone who is perpetually looking for food that will prove to others that he is posh.

"Look at my crumpets!"
"Bloody Crumpet Hunter."

by Lock stock an 2 smokin marrows August 24, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

crudlets

Crudlets refer to any kind of buildup behind the ears or between the toes or under the armpits.

When I give my baby a bath, I usually say to him, "Let's make sure we scrub the crudlets off behind your ears!"

by Flymama January 10, 2004

crumpet

a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--

harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"

by holly November 22, 2004

crumpet

Snotty British exchange student(s).

Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003