Carrot

The best object for pleasing women and gay men

I WANNA FUCK A CARROT

by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

carrotmaxx

A technique of losing facial fat and acne over a year, term is typically used by "looksmaxxing" and "dark triad" individuals.

"Should I carrotmaxx or bananamaxx? I can't decide.."
"negative canthal tilt, receding hairline, mouth breather, brittle hair, T50 eyed, prey eyed, upper eyelid exposure, meaty nose, you should just ropemaxx."

by marco_d4674 September 1, 2023

Dirty Carrot

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.

Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”

by FatalToxic April 26, 2011

backyard carrot

Anal sex. When man sticks his "carrot" or penis into the anus or "backyard" of another male or female for sexual pleasure.

Damon wants to experiment and backyard carrot his girlfriend.

by Lillyfrog932 May 17, 2014

magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.

Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.

by biggie27080 June 8, 2016

Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots

"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"

by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018

grace carroll

Grace Carroll is an icon. She's a vibe. She's that person that is weirdly outgoing enough to go up to random people and start talking. She is confident and flexes a lot. When people are with her, they instantly get in a better mood.

That girl is so iconic, she's a Grace Carroll.

by ducks_for_life April 24, 2021