cobbage

Any meal created after midnight (possibly after a night out) from edible items readily available which require no cooking and preferably little preparation.
The word originates from 'Corned Beef', a popular element in cobbage consumption.

"Man, I'm starving! Let's get some cobbage."

by Herbert The Turbot September 1, 2008

Brown Cobra

A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.

A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.

The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!

by BrownCobra April 16, 2009

cobain'd

To be killed by a gun wound (usually in the head), but without determination on whether it was murder or suicide. Named after the whole murder/suicide conpiracy.

Cop: I hate cases where people get cobain'd. Its teh sux0rz.
Kid: What the friggin' fuck is a cobain?

by Bloopeh April 19, 2005

Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 20, 2016

Cobra Kai

According to Steam, if you kick ass in one of their games (e.g. Half Life 2, Counter Strike Source), ressembling the ass kicking style of the Cobra Kai team.

"Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy"

Gamer 1: Dude, what's your Steam rating, I'm "Cobra Kai!"
Gamer 2 (n00b): I'm "Cobra Kai!" too.
Gamer 1: no way dude, by the way you play, you must be "Teh Suck"

by AC3CRACK September 28, 2007

cobra clutch

Also known as a cross-arm lock or cross-arm choke. The wrestler stands behind the opponent and uses one arm to place the opponent in a half nelson. The wrestler then uses their free arm to pull the opponent's free arm across the opponent's neck, thereby using the opponent's own arm to choke them. This can be set up as a bomb technique as well; after setting the clutch, sitting down and dropping the opponent on the back, using their hands as handles.

With the heavy-weight belt on the line and the whole world's eyes on the fight, the wrestler took the arm of his opponent and crossed it around his opponent's neck in the cobra clutch, pulling up just enough to cause loss of consciousness and ultimately win.

by Jesse Johnston August 17, 2006

kurt cobain

The frontman, singer and truly poetic songwriter of Nirvana. Died April 5th 1994. They can say it was a suicide or a drug overdose, but people still believe that it was Courtney Love that commited the crime... Or had something to do with it.

R.I.P. KURT COBAIN.
(Kurdt)

n. Kurt Cobain will forever rest in peace.

by Anony_mous December 28, 2005