independent contractor

Someone who performs tasks even before he's been asked/hired/authorized to do so; he merely learns/overhears that something may need/be wished to be done, and so he himself steps in and completes said activity of his own accord, whether the people involved actually wish it to be performed or not. Just goes to show that you'll want to be really careful what you say when you're in the company of others --- you never know who might be listening, and then planning to carry out something that you merely mentioned about, not that you were actually asking anyone to perform for you.

MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.

by QuacksO April 7, 2019

Noah Contoyannis

The biggest simp in the world.

Noah Contoyannis is such a simp for Hadan.

by Notnutterbutter January 2, 2021

Victorian contractor

Someone who farms daddy’s 5000 acre canola farm, that only yields 5 ton and makes out its shit, then buys a fleet of either s 700 jd combines, 250 series case combines or revaluation new Holland combines. Then employs a team of uni students studying ag at University to become fun header drivers, as they start the harvest somewhere up norf.

Look at that 150 000 dollar cruiser with Victorian rego and every peice of kinchrome equipment on it,

it has to be a big Norfen Victorian contractor.

by Way up norf November 28, 2021

M-Contradiction

To accept a statement or already formed opinion and agree with it- only to disagree and argument against it, within one sentence.

"I already said, that i agree with you on that, BUT i dont think that i can really agree with that."
"There it is, Again another M-Contradiction!"

by Irksofkhocoamrjvoalw June 21, 2022

TommyYin Contractions

1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.

2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.

3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.

"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."

"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."

by no one 33 September 12, 2022

Bloody Tampon Contraband

A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.

I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.

by clausemic November 4, 2012

Behavior Intervention Contract

dumbass way of saying detention used at Park jr high middle school. It is obtained by getting 3 green slips (stupidest shit ever)

(Teacher): Two more green slips and you get a Behavior Intervention Contract
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up

by nevets_ September 9, 2023