ass confetti

The act of having explosive diarrhea at work.

OMG, before I could pee this morning, Brandon had already dropped some ass confetti!

by beezkneez89 November 12, 2011

condescending prick

Me: reference to me = David Davis. Sales person whom belittles those he does not respect

David Davis was a condescending prick to today!

by Prick July 14, 2003

condew

A cross between condensation and dew.

Look at all the condew on the grass, condew?, yes not quiet dew but more then condensation.

by The champion of all the world2 January 25, 2011

Coneturion

Similar to a centurion and spartan the coneturion is the act of having one hit from a bong every minute for one hundred minutes, likely results in a coma hence the alternative name comaturion.

Did you hear Kemar completed a full Coneturion
Wow, what a fried dog...

by MoreFriedThanAPoodleOnAStick October 30, 2011

conditioned thinking mind

A.K.A: CTM

A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.

Oh man! I just bought another shirt after watching that advertisement. It must've triggered my conditioned thinking mind.

by CountKram July 24, 2015

conditionator

A man from the future who travels to the past to ensure proper conditioning of women's hair to prevent the hair apocalypse. Typically gay and flamboyant.

Whats that scent?
Its my conditionator.

by iliketits69 April 23, 2017

condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.

All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.

by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018