Similar to a centurion and spartan the coneturion is the act of having one hit from a bong every minute for one hundred minutes, likely results in a coma hence the alternative name comaturion.
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discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.
Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"
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Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
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Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
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Get the Cooch Contusion mug.A centurion was a warrior who had one hundred men under his command. They fought for the Roman empire, and were chosen for their skill in combat, as well as leadership ability. Once a man became a centurion, he would be one until his death. Whereas a regular soldier could retire, a centurion had no such option. A centurion was always in the front, leading his troops to battle; the most dangerous place to be on the battlefield.
The centurion would've fucked up the rajput in real life. Deadliest warrior is an inaccurate television show.
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