Cleveland Creamsicle

Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle

After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion

by bwanab December 16, 2008

Cleveland Pintuck

The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.

Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.

by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 9, 2009

Cleveland Jones

When you are smoking (most commonly Marijuana, although the term is used for other drugs), and the bowl, or joint / blunt, burns a long time without having to be lit again and you can take hit after hit satisfyingly.

1. "Dude, check out this Cleveland Jones I got goin' on!"
2. "Yo man, go for a Cleveland Jones, man. My lighter is almost out of fluid."

by prettyfuckinghigh July 17, 2009

cleveland air freshener

Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.

Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

Steaming Cleveland

A misinterpretation of Cleveland Steamer

"Crap on my chest." "Isn't that called a steaming cleveland or something?" "No, thats called a cleveland steamer."

by LeMoNK1NGv2Beta September 25, 2009

Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.

David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!

by Amsygirl January 11, 2010

Chive

i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.

i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.

by Afer.Ventus January 4, 2015