Clean up

To completely dominate the sexual market, having sex with every available (or unavailable) female in the bar, club, town, etc.

Guy: Hey man, are you single?
Other guy: Nah. I have a girlfriend.
Guy: That's too bad, man, you could really clean up.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 18, 2016

Clean Squeeze

Pertains to when a person has a bowel movement and upon wiping them self discovers that no residue has been left behind.

"It always brightens my day when I realize I've made clean squeeze."

"oh man, yesterday I thought I made a clean squeeze....an hour later I realized how wrong I really was."

by Bear Johnson December 20, 2008

Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.

I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

by thelizx May 7, 2009

Clean your litterbox

1 Female who is not hygienically clean. Dirty virginia.

2 Male or Female who just talk to much shit, Lies or offensive

language

1. Boy to girl after sex: "Girl clean your litterbox."

2. Mother to daughter: "Shamikwa clean your litterbox.

3. Mike you kiss your wife with that mouth, "clean your litterbox.

by omyhell February 4, 2010

Clamantha

A teenage clam with pink hair.

Clamantha says i am a teenage clam alot.

by lolipopshaha June 3, 2011

Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011

Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014