Elliot.Sven.Masson's definitions

Mombo #5

If your list of women you've slept with includes a Monica, an Erica, a Rita, a Tina, a Sandra, a Mary, and a Jessica, then you are officially a man whore.

Fuck... I had sex with a Rita last night. That means I did a whole mombo #5... Fuck... Time to get checked.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 11, 2016

Spaghetti-ing

When you roll up all the blankets in the bed, like a fork and spaghetti, you are spaghetti-ing the blankets. Singular, noun, "Spaghetti", as in "You're such a spaghetti", someone who takes up all the blankets, leaving the other person cold and exposed.

Ugh! Thomas! You're such a spaghetti. Stop spaghetti-ing the blankets!

by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 12, 2016

Cock shot

A synonym for dick pic.

Send cock shot plz.

Okaey.

Thank.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson March 30, 2017

Shoe broom

To use your shoe to move something on the floor, ie shattered glass.

Those damn club kids put their empty beer bottles on the stage last night like idiots and they smashed all over the dance floor. I had to jump down and shoe broom the glass into the corner.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 18, 2014

Leviathan

A long poop that goes down into the bottom hole of the bowl, and breaches the surface of the water.

That there is a leviathan poop.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 11, 2016

Clean up

To completely dominate the sexual market, having sex with every available (or unavailable) female in the bar, club, town, etc.

Guy: Hey man, are you single?
Other guy: Nah. I have a girlfriend.
Guy: That's too bad, man, you could really clean up.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 18, 2016