Port chat

Southport FC's supporters Forum.

A gathering for the "RLI" and other demon pissheads. Also from time to time the community discuss Southport FC and other related football news.
"www.portchat.net"
by Mark (Boz) from Southport April 29, 2005
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The L Chat

The vile and filthy septic tank where the worst elements of the lesbian community congregate and behave like cyber cunts. Its existence benefits the rest of the lesbian community by attracting trolls, antisocial personalities and mouthbreathers, thereby segregating them from the rest of the lesbian population in a virtual holding pen.
Reading The L Chat will melt your brain and make you celibate.

The L Chat is like 4chan for lesbians, except The L Chat is neither clever nor influential and its members appear to have more testosterone.
by iwearvondouche July 08, 2010
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chat roulette

1. Basically it's a site where you go on a web cam and are hooked up with another random person on a web cam and every time you click next or your partner clicks next you disconnect and are connected with another random person. About 90 percent guys.

2. A site that can completely destroy someone's self esteem, much more so than high school. Full of assholes.

3. A site where everyone likes to joke about how you sometimes come across a guy masterbating.. Because it's so hilarious the tenth time you've heard it.
1. "Man there are so many guys on that chat roulette, you know the site where you get to see and talk to random people."

2. Random girl on chat roulette: I like your eyebrows, they turn me on ;)
*clicks next and joins the club with the other 20 girls.*
Random fat woman on chat roulette: *starts laughing*
*clicks next*
*person dies a little inside*

2. Mike never thought he was that ugly, every now and then it would seem like a girl had a crush on him, or was checking him out, or he would hear about people complimenting him on his looks in some way or another. This perception completely changed when he went on chat roulette and at least 80 percent of the people on there (particularly the attractive girls) either laughed at him and clicked next, made fun of me then clicked next.. I mean.. him, or simply clicked next.

3." lol there's no point to chat roulette it's totally full of penises."

"zomg you're so hilarious, what a witty observation. No one's ever said that before.
by UltimateToast September 17, 2010
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video chat

1. a webcam based discussion

2. to participate in a webcam based discussion
The latest video chat did more to divide people that unite them under the same cause.
by The Return of Light Joker December 02, 2011
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Shit-Chat

dropping a Deuce/taking a shit and talking/chatting on a Phone
Nick: what's up ,what are you doing?

Rob: Nothing ,just dropping a deuce and thought I'd call for a leetle shit-chat.

Nick: Dope Son
by Slob Crunksley July 28, 2008
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Chat lag

Disruption of sleep patterns caused by chatting all night to a friend from a different time zone.

See: jet lag
American: Damn it, since we've been chatting my days have started at 2:00 pm and ended at 7:00 am. It's 5:00 am here and I have to get up at 8:00 am for an exam.

Australian: It's chat lag, mate.
by Laukev7 August 28, 2010
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chat smack

to virtually smack someone through instant message, chat or texting
(a conversation on IM)

person A: I'm really not getting anywhere with my guitar lessons

person B: Do you practice every day?

person A: no - should I?

person B: -chat smack-
by piper4hire January 28, 2008
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