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Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.
My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.
by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018
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Milk Cow

A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.

A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
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Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.
I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.
by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018
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cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!
Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!
by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010
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Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021
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brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)
i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!
by lacy. November 2, 2010
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Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.
I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........
by DaHolmes February 9, 2023
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