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peener bumps

An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.
"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"
by trouble cock April 9, 2009
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monkey bump

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.
When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!
by eag723@yahoo.com September 25, 2004
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Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.
Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House
by Daylorb January 8, 2010
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bungee bump

Used when the elastic is just a little too long...
"That Bungee bump is going to hurt in the morning." (said when the person is being zipped inside a body bag)
by jess the bungee bumper November 14, 2004
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bump piece

a derogatory term that can be used with no reason other than to call someone a name. could also be used to describe someone who fails to do their job. invented by little willie after he saw a piece of a car's bumper laying on the ground.

pronounced bum-peez
"Dude, what are you doin' bump piece?"
by TonyRo June 12, 2008
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trash bump

A fist bump that has previously been thrown away but was taken out of the trash and is being passed around.
Haha, Nick just gave Draffen the trash bump. I hope he doesn't bring it with him back to Georgia.
by draffenhasnoketchup January 3, 2011
mugGet the trash bumpmug.

Stress Bump

When some bitch tryna hide the fact she got the herps
Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes
by jmartin1hunded September 15, 2016
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