peener bumps

An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.

"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"

by trouble cock April 9, 2009

monkey bump

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.

When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!

by [e-mail] September 25, 2004

Beep Bump

The act of pressing one's car horn when passing over a speed bump in an area with excessive speed bump placement.

With five new speed bumps in a quarter mile, it was necessary to beep bump at 11 at night.

by DCMikeRotch September 28, 2009

Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.

Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House

by Daylorb January 8, 2010

meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis

A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump

by tito8900 June 2, 2009

trash bump

A fist bump that has previously been thrown away but was taken out of the trash and is being passed around.

Haha, Nick just gave Draffen the trash bump. I hope he doesn't bring it with him back to Georgia.

by draffenhasnoketchup January 3, 2011

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011