peener bumps

An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.

"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"

by trouble cock April 09, 2009

monkey bump

The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.

When aggravated Jon would inflict one hell of a monkey bump!

by [e-mail] September 25, 2004

Stress Bump

When some bitch tryna hide the fact she got the herps

Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes

by jmartin1hunded September 15, 2016

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 18, 2017

Baby Bump

A very obnoxious and grating way to say someone's pregnant. An extremely annoying buzz word used by tabloid-style news outlets to have people storm the comment section to complain about the use of this horrendous and ridiculous expression. hence free traffic, you clever dudez!

"in the name of all that is good STOP SAYING "BABY BUMP !!!"

by Spyan January 22, 2020

Beep Bump

The act of pressing one's car horn when passing over a speed bump in an area with excessive speed bump placement.

With five new speed bumps in a quarter mile, it was necessary to beep bump at 11 at night.

by DCMikeRotch September 28, 2009

Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.

Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.

by Col. Lingus March 05, 2013