Avocado Bowl

To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.

"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"

"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"

"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"

by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011

Norton Bowl

Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.

"Do u have any skirts that will fit a size 33 waste? I just lost the Norton Bowl.

by JesusLovesNorton December 11, 2013

Pollock the bowl

A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.

1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.

by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010

Bats and bowls

If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.

Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.

Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."

Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."

by gooseyganda October 25, 2020

bowl of prawns

Something that is memorable, but lacking in substance, cohesion or importance.

"Christian Porter's press conference where he denied rape accusations and claimed to be the victim was a real bowl of prawns."

by LVK3666 March 2, 2021

roaster bowl

A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.

"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

Bowl of Fire

A large quarter ounce container composed of at least four different kind of spicy, 0.99 bag of spicy chips drenched in one or more Mexican spicy sauces and lemon juice. Most notably used in Latin Southern California as a recreational stimulant that induces heavy breathing, perspiration, and burning feces

Allan & Azalia just ate that entire Bowl of Fire; they'll be hurting in the bathroom tomorrow.

by Azabazalia July 26, 2010