Ma Beets

A way of referring to the worst food in Minecraft (Beetroots)

"Wtf dude you just robbed ma beets"

by ironic mf November 7, 2019

Birthday beats

The birthday boy/girl receives the amount of punches equal to their age and can chose any arm they want, if person is skinny they only have to accept punches from a person of their choice

I am the skinny bday boy only person number 1 can give me birthday beats

by Symbitatch November 15, 2020

but beats 2 and 4 are swapped

When a specific song is edited in a program or on the web to swap the beats 2 and 4, to make it sound weird.
Sometimes this turns out to make the song better instead of worse.
Undertale/Deltarune/Earthbound Halloween Hack songs are Immune to this, and beat swapping always makes the song better.

Aaron Peckham: Hey, did you hear megalovania but beats 2 and 4 are swapped, It's a real banger!
Linkin Park: I PUT MY TRUST! IN YOU!
Aaron Peckham: Wha-

by Hong22 November 27, 2021

madden bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 19, 2022

Madden Bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 19, 2022

Doing the beets

In key west, Louie’s backyard, the waitress Donna, who appeared mysteriously in a dizzying haze, expressed her desire to make love to a customer.

I’m doing the beets...well, you’re eating the beets.

by Odin1x May 27, 2018

Hop on just shapes and beats

A slang for a verrrry hard cuck that you stick into the grease exhaust of a McDonald's deep fryer that's not been cleaned for 10 years

Hey chuck, do you want to hop on just shapes and beats with me tomorrow after our shift.

by Yeetusdafetus69420 April 29, 2022