Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob

"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"

by Applebenchcrisp September 4, 2021

bench-snapping

what you would call goh members, a crew full of retards!

"seen those bench-snapping DL's?"
"Ohhh you mean those goh freaks? they are all special ed"

by ilovelina October 22, 2023

bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 26, 2020

Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.

Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.

by Benchboy June 8, 2018

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

Spouse Bench

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives

Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something

by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015