Basted

When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.

Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.

by A slice June 9, 2013

barbed wire

The defence that a girl puts in place to protect herself from being touched intimately.

Katzy wants to get it on with Sophie but he's scared of the barbed wire....

by KDR September 3, 2008

Bartendard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!

by 814DH May 30, 2009

barred up and bagless

Overly keen or confident

No point in gettin barred up and bagless dude, that was beginners luck!

by tigga72 September 27, 2019

Bartee

A person who spends all of their valuable time towards counting useless change. They most of the time brag about a penny being worth two more cents than usual.

You are such a bartee sometimes Gary.

by BeanMan420 January 14, 2021

sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

by 91169 September 14, 2016

Begum Baited

Where You say a persons Name, then when they Say Something or look in your general direction you immediately ignore them. Then you say Begum Baited

Hey Fin (waits for Response) Fin says Hey

Me: BEGUM BAITED!

by Finzbob October 20, 2020