Soviet ballot

An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.

There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.

by Dr. Foo August 14, 2008

Balloons

A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.

Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?

by Jorrald K. Meview June 30, 2006

water balloons

overly jigily breasts

Those water balloons are going crazy

by milk man November 9, 2003

99 red balloons

only the best song ever

originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger

i like rocking out to 99 red balloons

by Tizzle May 13, 2005

Bailley

A Beautiful, intelligent, and gifted girl. Despite thir short tempers, they are worth any arguement because you know they love you. Fun to be around, Bailley's make the best kind of girlfriend.

Person A: Check out my girl Bailley

Person B: wow dude youve got it made

by painintheassbf23 May 27, 2009

Balloonerd

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

ballooniphile

Someone with an unhealthy sexual interest in under-inflated ballons.

John: Did you see Sid at the wedding?
Bill: Yes, noticed he kept disappearing in the toilet with a bunch of balloons.
John: Yeah? Weirdo. I have heard rumours hes a Ballooniphile

by Adrian Pt February 15, 2008