Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.
See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt
See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt
by ud40 March 11, 2005
Get the As pissed as a newt mug.the worst show on the planet. No original ideas, overused stereotypes like that "cute boy", and a very overused laugh track. Avoid it like the plague.
Girl: let's watch "As the Bell Rings".
Boy: I would feed myself to the sharks that watch that evil show. Disney has gone too far.
Boy: I would feed myself to the sharks that watch that evil show. Disney has gone too far.
by Tarrank October 24, 2009
Get the As The Bell Rings mug.Currently, a popular filler (first observed to be popularized by ABC news c.2000) in spoken media.
Often used at the end of sentences by paid "news readers" to fill airtime, while adding no value whatsoever.
ANY sentence with this ending can be said without it and the meaning remains unchanged.
Often used at the end of sentences by paid "news readers" to fill airtime, while adding no value whatsoever.
ANY sentence with this ending can be said without it and the meaning remains unchanged.
Correct - "The house and barn were destroyed"
Incorrect - "The house was destroyed, and the barn was destroyed as well ... over to you, Kathy"
Incorrect - "The house was destroyed, and the barn was destroyed as well ... over to you, Kathy"
by B. Schauerte December 7, 2006
Get the as well mug.A metalcore band that often gets a bad rap for having simple guitar riffs/solos. Many "metalheads" (Metallica fans) who wouldn't know a blast beat from a breakdown, take everything Lars Ulrich says as gospel, and actually bought St. Anger, (almost destroyed metal) fail to notice the masterful drum solos and excellent bass grooves.
"Dude, I went to the As I Lay Dying show and almost stomped to death in the pit. It fucking ROCKED!"
by Ryan Rage May 18, 2008
Get the As I Lay Dying mug.Jesus, did you misspell ‘as if’? As af is stupid because it’s essentially ‘as as fuck’ and that is not grammatically correct.
1. Girl1: I was typing to one of my friends and accidentally typed ‘as af’ like a moron.
2. Girl2: that’s funny as af!
Girl3: get out. Get out of my apartment. Get out now.
2. Girl2: that’s funny as af!
Girl3: get out. Get out of my apartment. Get out now.
by Collective Reasoning October 13, 2019
Get the as af mug.A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."
Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
by Rpg July 24, 2006
Get the as long as i have a hole in my arse mug.When You text someone asking them to prom, they don't like you like that so you get the "as friends" reply twice
Jordan "hey wanna go prom"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"
by Willz May 20, 2017
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