agartha

A right wing joke that the mythological utopian civilization named “Agartha” is actually heaven for nazis. The right wingers who created it are part of a small niche of conservatism that hates Trump because of his support of Israel and also make jokes about Charlie Kirk. Agartha is ruled by Yakub, a black man who the created white people. Lowkey only meant for aryans but if you’re not a jew they’ll let you in if you drink a monster energy drink that gives you blonde hair and blue eyes.

Sub3: I’m so ugly no girl will ever notice me!
Yakub: Just take her to Agartha twin

Jeffrey Epstein: What about me?
Yakub: Consider this number 110

by ihuffglue October 11, 2025

Algarve

The collective noun for a group of Brexiteers, anti-immigrant Tories and Reform Party types.

After an afternoon of golfing in Albufeira, an Algarve of red-faced Brexiteers often gathers at the club bar, complaining about Johnny Foreigner and how the EU has stopped them staying more than 90 days in their holiday home and how this would have never happened under Maggie.

by Les goddams November 22, 2025

Abrar

Academically smart boy that forgets your birthday and yet asks you if you hate them. Kinda nice but can't keep a girlfriend.

1: he again forgot my birthday
2: of course, he's such an Abrar

by Dead orphan January 6, 2026

asgardian sit down

When two men sit in chairs across from each other, knees to knees and forehead to forehead. They lock eyes then proceed to masterbate, or can masterbate each other.

My friend invited me over for an ASGARDIAN SIT DOWN. I wasn't expecting that.

by trey anthony January 14, 2026

jose abarca

A guy with a large penis but an even bigger heart

Damn that jose abarca

by uvuvwevwevwe 69 July 4, 2017

All Aboard!

That level in New Super Luigi U that is required to go to the rest of Soda Jungle. It’s an airship. The boss is Bowser Jr. He thinks he’s unstoppable, but he’s a fucking cunt.

Kid 1: “Soda Jungle dash Airship. All Aboard! It’s so damn hard!”
Kid 2 “Want some help?”
Kid 1: “Of course! Thanks!”
Kid 2: “Anytime!”

by PlotagonRocks August 29, 2020

Molly Agar

The most gorgeous woman you'll ever meet.

Oh? Why do I feel I so warm but it's -40c and my toes are cold? It must be because Molly Agar is radiating her beauty once again. What a bitch,

by Mr Tacoma December 17, 2020