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Woodys Luck

Woodys Luck is a popular adage that states that "things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance," or more commonly, "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong."
Oh man my flights have been cancelled, that's just Woodys luck !
by Shamone May 8, 2019
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woobie wear

laundry day clothes, clothes that you lounge around the house in
don't come over yet, I'm still in my woobie wear
by kaddy pies May 17, 2019
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Woobitis

A severe infection, caught from being within a 20m radius of an infectious woobstick. Leads to a collection of buffs: nausea II, blindness II, sharpness III and feather falling V. This infection is still to this day incurable. Researchers are still looking into the satanic factors of this curse. You have a 97.86% chance to get teleported to Barney's dimension if you get him to smang you.
Mom, I've been so horny ever since Dad stopped fucking me.
Hunny, just go outside and find barny, he has a huge woobstick. But I don't know if he has woobitis.
I don't care! I just want him to smang me in the ass!
Okay, do whatever makes you happy, son.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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Woody

Person 1 "oh look it's woody
Person 2 "god what a cunt"
by Cambrads April 10, 2019
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Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker
by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020
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Wobby Gurgle

An source of magic and truth, defining the futher knowledge for our existance. The substance of something which is beyond imagination. Some say its glowing light blinds them, as it would destroy a humans naked eyes, and delete them of there existance, leaving only the trace of a corpse, with life extinguished from it as it lays flat, motionless on the ground. Wobby Gurlge is a big boy. It's existance has some relation to the japanese moon viewing festival. Occasionally he will be caught being silly and playing with my homemade quiche like jason, he is a brute
My balls are large, like wobby gurgle
by David Shannon May 17, 2021
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Woody

A person that everyone loves, YOUR parents yes you love him more then you whenever one thinks of woody they might just get turned on by the fact that he exists the ladies are VERY familiar with him and enjoy intercourse with him cause of his MASSIVE penis.
Person 1: I was thinking about going to the party but I’m not sure if woody is gonna be there
Person 2: Woody is gonna be there!!
Person 1: oh hell ya I’m definitely going then!!
by Woodyisdaddy August 28, 2021
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