witchychicky

Used as a euphamism for stupid.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Wake Up with the King

(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.

Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep

Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.

by John Hold October 8, 2004

Best Friends With Benefits

When you and your best friend can fuck but still be close af without it being awkward.... it's like a relationship without the problems and stress about other hoes

Brandon and Lilli were Best friends with benefits.... they are both hot af too damn

by Lilith420 February 16, 2017

walk with the cousins

the walk your cousins go on at thanksgiving, only the cool, older cousins get to go. this walk is simply to smoke cigarettes or weed.

“sorry you can’t come on the walk with the cousins, you’re too young,”

by izzie127 November 28, 2019

i'd hit it -- with a car

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that

i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car

by Anqi July 1, 2008

a room with a moose

What lies at the end of a wormhole

Zim: You see,at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM...WITH A MOOSE!

by 0niTTRay December 31, 2003