Anal Winds

A series of farts so powerful that they have the ability to create their own air current.

Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious anal winds up in dis bitch.

"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"

by Blender Fuck December 27, 2008

wanksta

bitchass niggas that wear all that fake bling and their fuckin retro jerseys with their matchin hat.

by Pop a Collar August 6, 2003

wankspanner

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).

jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(

by skalla grim July 29, 2006

wankstain

"love juice", semen, sperm, cum; all of these on a surface causing a stain.

Usually used for an insult to someone annoying.

Shut up you fucking wankstain!

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

wanksta

A front desk assistant who comes into at 5:15 a.m. because he has no life. He tried to be a gansta in d.c., but actually lives in suburban va

Derrell is a wanksta

by chumarnier January 7, 2008

WANKSTA

Medeia Cohen.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Santa Anus Winds

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.

-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.

by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010