Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!

Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds

by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012

first week

An annual gathering (also known as "senior week" or "beach week") which celebrates the first week of summer (usually the end of may) for high school and college students. It takes place everywhere, but one of the most central locations which students from across the nation travel to is Myrtle Beach, SC. Also known as a week long Mardi Gras.

I got pretty drunk at first week and ended up sleeping in some random people's house using a dog for a pillow.

by C. J. June 11, 2006

twilight week

the week beginning when you first pick up and start to read twilight and then proceed to obsessively read all the rest of the twilight books non stop till you are done, which seems to take about a week...

wanna go out tonight?
nah,i'm right in the middle of my twilight week!

by kermitgreen May 9, 2009

a week's worth of sundays

A phrase to denote a long time (as in 7 sunday's worth).

Holy crap, its gonna take me a week's worth of sundays to finish painting this house.

by Rick Dingy March 25, 2010

bla week

A “bla week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “bla week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “bla week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “bla week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.

"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a bla week."

by hopscotchbooger April 15, 2010

Clamato week

A woman's menstrual period.

I was wanting to have sex with my wife but it's clamato week.

by ageektheory August 25, 2013

cocksucker week

When you have to work everyday at your shitty job at the home after having the previous week off.

"This week is Heaven week! Next week is Cocksucker week!

by Gott Wood December 3, 2013