Similar to Ash Wednesday, where you get a cross wiped on your forehead, Ass Wednesday is where you insert two fingers into your partner's ass, then smear a poop cross on their forehead. Must be performed on Wednesdays.
by Battlemebum September 12, 2016
Get the Ass Wednesdaymug. The Day after Mardi Gras that many Juniors and Seniors in High School dread, or don't even go school, due to the Hangover symptoms they have gotten from the previous day.
Guy1: dude, where were you? We had a baseball game yesterday!
Guy2: sorry man, yesterday was Hangover Wednesday, and i just had to celebrate it.
Guy2: sorry man, yesterday was Hangover Wednesday, and i just had to celebrate it.
by KILLAGRIFF March 20, 2011
Get the Hangover Wednesdaymug. chris: wanna get high on tuesday?
tito: nah chill cuz, i need my wednesday money.
chris: I'll pay u back double next week DUDE!
tito: idk man.....
tito: nah chill cuz, i need my wednesday money.
chris: I'll pay u back double next week DUDE!
tito: idk man.....
by tito May 3, 2003
Get the wednesday moneymug. When you are 69'ing and the girl is on top and then the girl sharts therefore releasing a shot of poop onto the mans forehead in reference to the Ash Wednesday cross.
by Adolfus Hitlerus August 5, 2008
Get the Ash Wednesdaymug. by kiddo in overralls October 9, 2010
Get the icecream wednesdaymug. A celebration of Wednesday With 207, of which the particular libation of choice is a Vodka-filled watermellon.
by Rich September 8, 2004
Get the Watermellon Wednesdaymug. not disimilar (I imagine), to kill tuesday but ends at 8am after falling down some stairs, with scuffed elbows for all concerned and means coming up with explainations that said scuffs are not carpet burns. the preceding evening usually starts with wearing clothes of the opposite gender.
there's no way I can make it to the orchid convention tomorrow 'cause it looks like tonights gonna be bruise wednesday.
by dave frank February 14, 2004
Get the bruise wednesdaymug.